As I have begun my second trimester, there are a few interesting things I have encountered during my fourth month of pregnancy.
1. My doctor says things like, "I have no idea what happened, just know that your baby is fine and healthy."
2. Patrick thinks, "I like loopy-doopy Maria more than pissy-wissy Maria."
3. Before you begin to look like you are prego, you first have to go through a stage that looks more like you have been lovin' the Dunkin Donuts more than you have an actual baby in the oven.
4. Even though there is a terrorist threat on West Wing, you are more worried about whether Toby is going to remarry his ex-wife after the twins are born than what Bartlet is going to do.
5. I love Pringles. I love potatoes in all their forms, except sweet.
6. I have acquired a super-human power. The ability to smell gasoline, cigarette smoke, and anything else pugnet within a two-block radius. I think it's time to invest in a cape.
7. I love the smell of beer.
8. I don't need coffee to be happy in the morning. Just sleep. Who knew?
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